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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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