What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Bean.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Women's rights.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Woman's rights

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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