What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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modern love

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Anti-joke.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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