- Anti Joke

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too