If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Men's Sports

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Dogs in my home.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Women Sports.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

no

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

vbh

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

girls basketball

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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