Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Male penises.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Women have the right to vote.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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