A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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