- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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