U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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This one time at band camp....

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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pickle sniffer

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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ecks! why zee?

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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