- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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