- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

milly, milly, milly, cat

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

A girl gets raped -teagan d

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Men's Sports

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

women's rights.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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