Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Women's Rights.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Comedy.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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