- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

That's not what she said.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

This one time at band camp....

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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