tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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whats black? a black man

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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You have cancer

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GONNA

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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