- Anti Joke

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex