Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Give me thumbs up!

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Woman's rights

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

WNBA

Strawberries!

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

tea with milk?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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