- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

GONNA

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What's the deal with airline food?

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

when debbie meets downer

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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