What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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