A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Yes!

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Mike tyson

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Black people

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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A midget walks under a bar

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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