Like this joke, bitch.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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i dont like chris

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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