- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

since when?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Hi my name is Jim

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Is this where I type the joke?

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Your social life.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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