When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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I was born.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Black History Month

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