- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

Kathy Griffin.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Jews

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

what do you watch ? a tv

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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