Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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