It's only racist if you consider them people.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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