Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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E= McVagina

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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