What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Mitt Romney penis

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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