If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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47

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Ham sandwich

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Mitt Romney.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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