What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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baskets

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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good one jess !!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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