How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Yes.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

woman's rights

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Leave her alone...

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Alex Eggbert

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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