Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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justin bieber

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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whats 2+2? 4

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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