Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

i dont like chris

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

I LIKE TRAINS

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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