i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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