The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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ginger

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Anti Joke

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