- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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