- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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