- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Men's Sports

Why does life suck? Because it does

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

I had my period 3 days ago.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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