- Anti Joke

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt