Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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The game!

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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