Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

The game!

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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