why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Butt Sex.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

A Jew! Bless you.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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