What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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your mum

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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My life :(

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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People Order Our Patties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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