Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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woman's rights

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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