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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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