Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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