Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Barack Obama

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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fack me!

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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You're*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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