- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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