Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do you call an amazing person Good

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Civil Rights.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

obama's promises

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

a man walks into a prostitute.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

vbh

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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