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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Jerry.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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