A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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