- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Women's rights.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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