- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

I was born.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

My tractor broke down.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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