A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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This one time at band camp....

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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