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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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ecks! why zee?

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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