Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Homosexuals are gay.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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