A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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