- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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