- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Jason Connor.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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