Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Knock knock. Come in.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Nock Nock It's open.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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