Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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where are you?

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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The WNBA

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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