roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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