Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

colby doesnt shave

How old is your mom? Old.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

twilight

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

I'm banging your sister.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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