- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

.....Carrot Top....

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Pen15

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

who is awesome? no one...

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Drunk irish man

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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