wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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hey bill!

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Woman's rights

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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