Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Your time.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Come In!

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Yo mamas so fat

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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