- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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