Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Niki Minaj's ass

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Women.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

I am a n1gger.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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