a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

The Pope

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

#scabbers

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Spread the net.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

The Pope

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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