- Anti Joke

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.