A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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your father died

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Women's rights

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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