- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

black guy graduating high school

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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