Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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asian, do math

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womens rights

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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