why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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