- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

what do u call a black man a black man

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Alex Eggbert

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Ebola

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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