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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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