Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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