What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

guess what? chicken butt.

Knock Knock.

Women's Rights.

What's a small person? A midget

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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